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<br /> Jekes Cafe for a cappuccino. Occa- almost ludicrous. The other day I
<br /> sionally,in the evenings,my wife and was waiting to bring home one of
<br /> I stroll up to the Nugget Theatre my children from a piano lesson
<br /> for a movie or to Murphy's on the when a car stopped outside a post
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<br /> or a beer. I wouldn't dream office, and a man about m.y age
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<br /> of going to any of these places by popped out and dashednsde. e
<br /> _ car. People have gotten used to my was in the post office for about three
<br /> eccentric behavior, but in the early or four minutes,and then came out,
<br /> days acquaintances would often pull got in the car and drove exactly 16
<br /> up to the curb and ask if I wanted feet
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<br /> a ride.
<br /> "I'm going your way,"they would next door. • this man looked
<br /> insist when I politely declined. "Re- And the thing is,
<br /> 1 ally, it's no bother." really fit.I'm sure he jogs j
<br /> il 1 "Honestly, I enjoy extravagant distances and
<br /> walking." From the post plays squash and does
<br /> "Well, if you're sure," office, the man of all kinds of healthful
<br /> I they would say and de- g things, but I am just as
<br /> part reluctantly, even in his car and sure that he drives to each a'.
<br /> • iltil ,as if leavingthe of these underrak;ngs. `
<br /> yidrove exactly 16 An acquaintance of
<br /> scene of an accident
<br /> without giving their feet to the general ours was complaining
<br /> the other day about the
<br /> name. store next door difficulty of finding a 1,
<br /> In the United States
<br /> we have become so ha- place to park outside the
<br /> bituated to using the car for every- local gymnasium.She goes there sev
<br /> thing that it doesn't occur to us to eral times a week to walk on a tread
<br /> unfurl our legs and see what those mill. The gymnasium is, at most, a
<br /> lower limbs can do.We have reached six-minute walk from her front door.
<br /> an age where college students ex- I asked her why she didn't walk
<br /> pect to drive between lasses, where to the gym and do six minutes less
<br /> parents will drive three blocks to pick on the treadmill.
<br /> up their children from a friend's She looked at me as if I were
<br /> house,where the letter carrier takes tragically simple-minded and said, ,
<br /> his van up and down every drive- "But I have a program for the trea1
<br /> way on a street. mill.It records my distance and speed
<br /> We will go through the most ex- and calorie burn rate, and I caad- ,
<br /> traordinary contortions to save our- just it for degree of difficulty."
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<br /> selves from walking. Sometimes it's I confess it had not occurred to
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